side gf

A female who’s with a guy who already has a gf but when the female and him are together and talking they basically date behind his gf’s back

his homeboy: who’s that

him: oh that’s my side gf

by xxxzeyon May 16, 2022

Dark Side Ride

A term used for a custom bike that they put a car tire on the back.

Hey man! Sick bike! Love that back tire. Thanx man! Its called a Dark Side Ride.

by Cat Blackbone April 9, 2025

East-Side Slip n' Slide

When you lay out a tarp, cover it in baby oil and/or lube, and have her lay at the other end with her legs spread out. You then make the East-Side gang sign with your hand and slide along the tarp until you insert your first two fingers in her pussy, and then your pinky into her asshole.

Yesterday we tried the East-Side Slip n' Slide but I missed and ended up with road burn on my pecker.

by A Cuban Pastrie May 27, 2016

Dark Side

Where 48th VP Michael R. Pence resides

Liddle’ Mike Pence, a man who was about to be ousted as Governor Indiana until I came along and made him V.P., has gone to the Dark Side.

by asdferdgasg23 August 5, 2023

Side Schwerpcing

To use a friend's influence with a person with the intention of sleeping with them.

He's been side schwerpcing all evening.

by FuriousHelm September 26, 2009

Side Cart

When you’re masturbating and your are about to climax, then your roll to one side of the bed bust, then roll back over and fall asleep.

Me and my friends like to side cart in my sons bed.

by 2JayZ__ August 20, 2022

Shreveport Side Pocket

DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!

Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.

Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.

Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!

Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!

by Alabama Crawdangle August 10, 2022