Retard

An offensive but fun word to say. If only it isnt offensive..

Sped kid: *playing fortnite*

Guy: hey kid, you're such a retard

Sped kid: *pulls out gun* what the fuck you say to me bitch?

Guy: woah chill, i asked if you have some weed tarts

Sped kid: oh, yeah. You a cop or something?

Guy: nah im not a cop

Sped kid: swear to god you're not a cop

Guy: cmon, we dont need to do that do we?

Sped kid: SWEAR TO GOD RIGHT NOW *growls cutel- i mean menacingly*

Guy: *pulls out rpg* PUT YOUR HANDS UP RETARD! YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR NOT GIVING ME WEED TART

Sped kid: what the fuck...

by Iamawesome!!! March 29, 2023

retard

a person with a mental/physical disability. usually used as a vulgar word for people with autism or ADHD

Hannah: hey shes a retard! she cant even read *laugh*

by butt3r.s September 8, 2022

retard right

When people who don't like you tell you that you are wrong in EVERYTHING you say and/or do just to boost their own pathetic ego. This in turn makes them feel justified in whatever they do and makes you feel like you are less than them somehow, like you're an animal. In reality, those people are the retards who have to hurt others just to make themselves feel right like as if they were smarter than everyone else.

Fake smart person: "Your existence means nothing and you are nothing therefore you are ALWAYS wrong and I am always right so just give up because my shit smells better than yours."

Average person 1: "Who is this retard telling me I am worthless?"

Average Joe 2: "Just some loser who wants to believe they are BTY. Pay no mind to them as they are bitter in life and have no goals other than to be retard right."

by TruthHammer2000 May 25, 2012

retard central

anyone who looks and acts like a retard and is egotistical lmao

Jessica: “Did see that guy in ILA last period??”
Samantha: “Omg yes! He looks like retard central....

by ok but your mom April 12, 2019

Retard

Angel Perez

P1: “Emotions are useless and stupid”
P2: “Dude stop being an Angel Perez
P1 “My fault i didn’t mean to act like a retard”

by OOOOOOWhatsThis? September 26, 2021

retarded

Used to describe something that is interesting, unique, or super cool.

Man, I wasn't sure about this JRE podcast, but once Joe put on those retarded sunglasses I was all in!

by Your average Gernalist October 5, 2019

Retarded

Someone who is more stupid than the average person in their age

Guy 1: your retarded
Guy 2: you're*
Guy 1: that doesn't change the fact that you are retarded

by Malleo Malleo September 3, 2022