He’s the most beautiful man on the planet. Some people refer to him as Jesus because he’s scored 300000 goals in his 1 year as a footballer.
by 36Bigmanmanmnamnam May 3, 2021

by mnmseminem September 19, 2019

Paul is the boring skinny IT guy that tried to hit on the check out girls at Kroger. He owns a Chevy equinox he painted racing strips on cause that's just so cool (aka lame). He hosts an annual superbowl party even though he knows nothing about sports and invites all the coworkers who secretly hate him. Listens to podcasts. He owns a small apartment and a dog he cant take care of. All he has in his fridge is ham and two bottles of shitty expensive beer.
"Fuck you Paul,"
"Yeah Paul, sounds great Paul."
"Its nice to hear you finally get to spend every other Friday with your 11 year old nose picking kid Paul."
"Yeah Paul, sounds great Paul."
"Its nice to hear you finally get to spend every other Friday with your 11 year old nose picking kid Paul."
by Unicake February 6, 2019

Being single, being detached from the relationship sphere. Flying solo, not getting any. Comes from St. Paul, a prominent theologian and opponent of sexual relations.
Friend 1:Hey, brah, how come you ain't got no hoes?
Friend 2:Nah, I'm St. Pauling it tonight.
or
Friend 1:Girl, you ain't had a man in months, what up?
Friend 2:St. Pauling it.
Friend 2:Nah, I'm St. Pauling it tonight.
or
Friend 1:Girl, you ain't had a man in months, what up?
Friend 2:St. Pauling it.
by Mister Funktastic October 18, 2007

by WakaFlame August 1, 2021

by Rob run corleone September 12, 2022

Paul is out of this world
by Yes he is that’s right November 22, 2021
