sauce monster

a monster of the sauce, constantly covered in sauce and just absolutely loves sauce

“ally krause is the og sauce monster”

“that sauce monster is covered in sauce”

by i love sauce August 29, 2022

jib monster

A jib monster is basically a bag hoe or crank skank but wont perform any sexual acts and is always playing the victim. Who will spin any lie to keep you close so she can steal all your jib.

The jib monsters coming over hide all your drugs.

by 🆙Town June 26, 2018

Monster Math

Similar to "Monster Mash", Monster Math is the equivalent of doing a lot of math.

Dang bro, Eric just did the Monster Math by solving (8 + 26i + (15 * -1) = 8 + 26i - 15).

by ThumbThumbLover December 21, 2020

Cunt Monster

Cunt Monster (noun) a vicious, all consuming, angry, enraged woman. Not a lady!

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example: we've only been married three months but that Cunt Monster just keeps consuming everything I make, including my cock. My wallet is sore than my cock. M.A.

by MomtanaMattw/8+ January 28, 2021

bald monster

A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.

Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)

by dragoJim February 13, 2018

Sass monster

A girl/boy that is sassy and when they act sassy they turn into a monster that won't listen to anything or accept the fact they are sassy.

1.That girl last night was a total sass monster!

2. Stop being a sass monster.

by Dylt0505 December 25, 2022

Warm Monster

An energetic drink (typically of the monster-branded variety) that has not yet been chilled. Normally not identifiable as a drinkable substance by one who has not discovered the existence of ice machines.

I lucked out and snagged the last energy drink in the cafeteria today after the guy in front of me said he didn't want to drink a warm monster. The poor bastard must not have heard of ice machines.

by Tpdanow August 24, 2016