monster cologne

when you stick your finger (middle is best) as deep as possible to the bottom of your bellybutton, rim out all the perspiration/fabric lint, then wipe behind each ear

When I asked her what she found most irresistible about me, she said it was my monster cologne.

by purple pellets January 26, 2022

Diamond Monster

a furry who likes to make fursonas with colors in the primary color scheme of the fur, mainly turquoise or cyan, as those are colors associated with diamonds

Person 1: I am the flashlight god and the diamond monster of this discord server!
person 2: What?

by mmmmm momke March 30, 2021

monster energy miku

a stupid smelly ass bitch

" monster energy miku is stupid asf"

by Satan himself ❤️❤️ October 26, 2020

eddie monster

Is another wording for widow peak.

Girl you got a Eddie monster.

by Crazy ratchet facts January 9, 2018

watch monster

Watch monster. A person who loves horror movies and can easily fall asleep to it.

My sister is a watch monster. She fell asleep watching The Bride Of Chucky.

by DevilsBabyGirl October 17, 2022

Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters"

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit01 September 18, 2021

Fig monster

Fig monster is a greddy adj monster

Fig monster don’t take all the pizza you greedy monster

by Johnny walshy June 29, 2020