milk mouse

Milk mouse came from the famous ancient philosipher by the name of Moe Jiller. We all know Moe said it best when he saw a hideous fat retarded girl and screamed "ahhhh milk mouse." If the person is incredibally fat they are reffered to as milk moose. The ancient mesopatamian's believes milk mice to be a gift from the gods to show the normal people how ugly they could have been, thus making them feel better about themselves. This also, in effect, later on in the 20th century gave nerds and white trash people that would actually have sex with their virginal bodies.

Wow that ugly, fat, retard is definately a milk mouse

by tinkerbell September 7, 2004

Milked your Dick

When victorious in a competition used as smack talk to rub the defeat in your opponents face.

Dude, I just milked your dick. You bitch

by I've been Raped hard... April 13, 2011

Stirring my milk

Phrase used when a friend has sex with a girl you have already had sex with.

John doesn't know this, but he's definitely stirring my milk everytime he bones Jessica.

by Milk stirrer. May 18, 2010

Reverse Milk Delivery

When a girl is giving head to a guy and when he finishes in her mouth the girl pretends to swallow. The girl then leans in for a kiss and when they kiss she dumps his load in his mouth.

A girl was giving me head and when I finished and she wanted a kiss I knew I was going to get a reverse milk delivery.

by Milk Delivery Man September 6, 2016

Milk her for a Beej

when you receive fellatio from a female counterpart, sometimes referred to as "m her for a b"

Dylan: yo what do you think of that girl?
Jake: i think shes hideous and very creepy
Dylan: i agree, but shes really into me, i think i might milk her for a beej
Jake: i see no harm in that

by Tobias Beeler May 17, 2008

other 98% of milk

unobtainable. a material so rare it can never be found. if you attempt to unlock the other 98% of milk you will be promptly dissatisfied.

him: hey do you want to find the other 98% of milk?
her: no, for it is unobtainable

by the ooga chaka January 3, 2020

Milk Pillow(s)

Female breasts.

I could totally go for a nap on your milk pillow(s).

Her artificial milk pillow(s) exploded when he punched her boob.

I will be the meat pillow to your milk pillow(s).

My son finally quit my wife's milk pillow(s).

i just motor-boated her milk pillow(s).

I fluffed the shit out of her milk pillow(s).

by argonautleader October 29, 2011