Mashed Shitatoes

The act of shitting in the shower, then stomping the shit through the shower drain/grate. There then is a rat that eats the shit in the sewer and finds its way to a diner, home, etc... The rat then dies in a potato bin from ingesting whatever nasty garbage you ate and shit out, gets mistaken for a potato, Gets fried and eaten by some fat little kid who looks like gibby from icarly.

Dude I ate a mashed shitatoes today, the rat really looked Like a potato!

by Jersey King September 30, 2020

Master Daygo

Da bro from SD who got a PHD in foology and a bachelors in blowin shordies baccs out🕺

damn master daygo fly 😼

by Uhhh.gavin October 5, 2020

Master of boogers

Now it may sound crazy.. but this is typically how you call friends when they act like a superior or something. You can also use it when you refer to an annoying edgy friend.

She's such a master of boogers.

by a_mighty_pig October 9, 2020

mashed topatoes

How darling little children pronounce mashed potatoes lol

Little scuz: can I have some more mashed topatoes

Baby mama and baby daddy: awww

by Whopper_jr1 October 20, 2020

Master Diver.

Anyone that is Master of Cunnilingus, eating pussy.

I love pussy so much, I'm a Master Diver.

by Master Diver November 15, 2020

Master Bate

When you become a master at catching fish with bate

Person 1: "wowowow you caught that fish as if you were a master bate"

by Choochie Man November 23, 2020

Master Roberts

Gullible, awkward figurehead. Normally seen dodging taxes and the police. Hippest dude on the block. Seargent with the biggest computer. Often falls for simple jokes such as "you dropped your shoelace". Man of few words.

See that man over there? That's a Master Roberts. If you wanna be the coolest dude in school, he's the guy to talk to.

by Randy Beans November 24, 2020