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wind in your leg

a joint ache or an ache in the noodle. a chinese superstition. arthritis. juvenile. also a symptom of your menstrual cycle
the only way to get rid of wind in your leg is to keep moving your legs. I got wind in my legs! can be cured with sun or lemon juice on the knee. or mydol.
by y-a June 7, 2001
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one-legged dance

A slang term used for male masturbation.
I'm ready to kick my roommate out, I caught him doing the one-legged dance in the shower again.
by Nachtein February 14, 2012
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Turkey Leg

When you take your roaches put them in a paper and ball the paper up, with a stem. This resembles a turkey leg.
I don't feel like making a joint with these roaches, might make a turkey leg.
by Moan. November 8, 2020
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bench legs

Bench legs are the equivalent of shapeless, unattractive calves on a woman. Also, it denotes almost no leg definition between knee and ankle. This phrase was the early forerunner to "cankles" used more commonly in the 1980's and 1990's. For instance, Hillary Clinton has bench legs.
That gal walking toward us has ugly and unshapely bench legs!
by Flannery O'Connor July 27, 2011
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10 legged table

10 legged table refers to when one person is bent forward providing felatio to another person, while being penetrated from behind by additional person, and while simultaneously stimulating two other people with their hands. Five people total are involved in a "10 legged table", the one providing services, and the four receiving.
Dan was satisfied, but sore, following the 10 legged table he performed with the four college basketball players.
by blackhawk45lc October 23, 2023
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Agh my leg

When someone in sponge Bob hurts their leg
Sponge Bob was driving his boat as he drove into the Krusty Krab and hits a table that crashed into a customer

Customer: Agh my leg!
by Goth cuck May 24, 2018
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wet leg

a self pitying person. (see Oxford English Dictionary)
I can only stand to listen to their endless sob story for so long... they're such a wet leg!
by The One and Only Captain Nemo December 1, 2022
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