Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage

This is when a person is in a Drive-Thru in Kentucky. Preferably a McDonalds and there is an attractive male attending you in your car. You then proceed to flash the man with your breasts. When the man gets an erection you then try to get him to place his penis out of the window when this is achieved you then close the window with extreme force and the penis is disconnected from the rest of his body. You then put the penis in your bag and now you can use the penis for anything you want.

Tom: "Yo, What happened why are you in the emergency room?"
Randy: "This bitch pulled a Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage on me"

by pilpips June 17, 2016

Kentucky

A person from Kentucky who loves the beautiful country and where people from all sorts come together to help people sure we get acused of stuff we don't do and people here love to learn new things and we aren't rude to to new people we actually love new people and one day in Kentucky will change your life forever by all kind natured people and beautiful trees and woods and people have the freedom and support to become anything they want to be and sure there's gonna be mean people here but it's like that everywhere there gonna be hate and rudeness here and theres that everywhere

I love Kentucky everyone I know is so kind, sweet and gentle and a hole lot country fide

by C.B TWINS May 7, 2017

Kentucky Plug

Kentucky Plug is a sex act when one shoves their thumb up another's asshole or vagina. Was inspired by Kentucky Ballistics incident, where his RN-50 exploded and was forced to shove his thumb into his neck.

Tom: Hey you hear about that stripper?
Bob: Yeah, I gave her the Kentucky Plug.

by Lucy_the_lazy May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

When you use you thumb to plug a hole

I’ll be giving you the Kentucky Thumb tonight babe

by Red-50 May 20, 2021

Kentucky snow globe

Bottle of Kentucky bourbon whiskey that contains floating elements, such as flocking, cork fragments, char, or any other type of visible floating objects.

After my cork broke in my bottle of Pappy van Winkle, it is now the most beautiful Kentucky snow globe I have ever seen.

by Bourbon Hound December 7, 2019

Kentucky Co-Pilot

When you shit yourself while driving

He shat himself a Kentucky Co-Pilot on the way to work Monday

by sagmarth May 20, 2019

Kentucky Thumb

Refers to Scott from Kentucky Ballistic's near fatal injury from a .50 BMG explosion that was averted when he put his thumb into a hole in his neck to stop the bleeding.

Just give her the Kentucky Thumb

by BillNyeTheWesternSpy May 20, 2021