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john richardson

John Richardson is a guy who's ego is bigger than his ambitions
by Pseudyonx October 30, 2015
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John Mulaney

A comedian that got his start as a writer on Saturday Night Live from 2008-2012 (Seasons 34-38). He has three stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, not including his broadway play “Oh, Hello” with college friend Nick Kroll and “The Sack Lunch Bunch,” his musical special with roughly fifteen kids and Jake Gyllenhaal. He is one of the best stand-up comedians in the country and has won various awards for his witty jokes.
Person 1: Have you ever watched “New In Town” on Netflix? It’s really funny.
Person 2: Of course! I love John Mulaney!
by the goddamn door July 25, 2021
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john ownes

A meme started from the YouTube channel “datarxz”, where the channel creator trolls somebody by the name of John Ownes.
“Hey did you hear abo-“
John Ownes.” Interrupted the man.
by Funnyman January 10, 2021
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john lapan

The biggest strongest man ever..Well that is George LaPan..Dlnt mess with those awesome men!
Hey, is that John LaPan? Oh wait that guys penis isn't massive
by DixieLaPanKarcherManly September 22, 2015
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John-spawn

Your mother being a prostitute

To be the son or daughter of a John
"What the hell would you know?, You're a f**king John-spawn"
by Jamesalberta December 10, 2008
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john hayden

JFH, John Fucking Hayden. Born February 14, 1995. The Yale Grail. Super smarty pants that went to Yale for some sort of biological sciences bullshit. He's pretty cool, real nice hair. #40 on the Chicago Blackhawks. Scored his first NHL goal on March 18, 2017 against the Toronto Maple Leafs off a great pass by Jonathan Toews.
Person 1: did you see that new photo of john hayden
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack
by G. E. A. June 17, 2017
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John Dodge

an equivalent name to the very common "John Doe" but in redneck form, due to a Dodge being a truck mostly used by rednecks
Christian: "What's that kid's name?"

Adam: "I don't know, let's just call him John Dodge."
by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010
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