A hell-horn is a fifth sized bottle of low budget alcohol, usually whiskey, which is not palatable enough to use in a mixed drink, but is tasty enough to drink (yak) straight out of the bottle after many hours of drinking low budget beer, i.e. Busch, Rainier, and Keystone (don't be fooled by the trendy lite and ice versions) which comes in 3 different sized cans (called classic, tallboy and tally, respectively) and is emblazoned with an animal, usually a deer, elk, or moose on it's label.
The owner of the hell-horn is a tiny blonde man who is wiry and spry, listens to AC/DC, and is usually the oldest person at a party, but fits right in, and who has invented many pipes and bongs out of everyday household items. These items are the envy of head shops worldwide. There is usually a dead animal in his yard every time you visit him.
The owner of the hell-horn is a tiny blonde man who is wiry and spry, listens to AC/DC, and is usually the oldest person at a party, but fits right in, and who has invented many pipes and bongs out of everyday household items. These items are the envy of head shops worldwide. There is usually a dead animal in his yard every time you visit him.
I went to an after party and my friend, Craig, approached me with a bottle of Potter's whiskey. I told him to give me a yak off that hell-horn and I don't remember anything after that.
by yookincalmey.catfish August 20, 2012
by TorbenTræls February 27, 2019
by TorbenTræls February 27, 2019
Helle is hot like the hottest weather.
As she is a gemini you never know what to expect, do not, I repeat do not ask her open questions, the answer will not come, ever. Keep coriander away from her at all times.
She has a bit of crazy inside of her but her caring side makes up for that. Be sure to vacuum as to get rid of all potential hair laying around before she comes over to your place.
Last but not least, she's Lisa's girl.
As she is a gemini you never know what to expect, do not, I repeat do not ask her open questions, the answer will not come, ever. Keep coriander away from her at all times.
She has a bit of crazy inside of her but her caring side makes up for that. Be sure to vacuum as to get rid of all potential hair laying around before she comes over to your place.
Last but not least, she's Lisa's girl.
by Capritothecorn November 24, 2021
by Twitter Dealer September 12, 2020
by Twitter Dealer September 12, 2020
Helle is one of the smartest girls you will ever meet. She is kind, caring, sweet and CRAZY!
She might look happy, but overthinks a lot.
Be nice to her!
She will kick or hit you if you’re not.
Helle might be quiet around strangers. But when she is with her best friends, no one can stop her from talking!
She might look happy, but overthinks a lot.
Be nice to her!
She will kick or hit you if you’re not.
Helle might be quiet around strangers. But when she is with her best friends, no one can stop her from talking!
by Miandjejwjwo October 17, 2019