hell-horn 

A hell-horn is a fifth sized bottle of low budget alcohol, usually whiskey, which is not palatable enough to use in a mixed drink, but is tasty enough to drink (yak) straight out of the bottle after many hours of drinking low budget beer, i.e. Busch, Rainier, and Keystone (don't be fooled by the trendy lite and ice versions) which comes in 3 different sized cans (called classic, tallboy and tally, respectively) and is emblazoned with an animal, usually a deer, elk, or moose on it's label.

The owner of the hell-horn is a tiny blonde man who is wiry and spry, listens to AC/DC, and is usually the oldest person at a party, but fits right in, and who has invented many pipes and bongs out of everyday household items. These items are the envy of head shops worldwide. There is usually a dead animal in his yard every time you visit him.

I went to an after party and my friend, Craig, approached me with a bottle of Potter's whiskey. I told him to give me a yak off that hell-horn and I don't remember anything after that.

hell-horn by yookincalmey.catfish August 20, 2012

Horny as hell 

A term referring to being horny yet to an extreme. Such when an individual is more horny than usual.

Man shoo I is horny as hell! I don't think just jackin da stick is gonna do it for me tonight.

I'm horny as hell baby, and I want you deep inside of me.

Horny as hell by Adam Povavili August 23, 2006

Horny as hell 

Horny as hell – An extreme feeling of sexual tension which the person is in need of some kind of sexual gratification.

Lee I am feeling as horny as hell….;-)

Horny as hell by Dobby101 September 22, 2006

Horny as hell 

Horny as hell- being very very horny ... when sex is in ur thoughts all day long.

Horny as hell- guy -baby iam Horny as hell ;)

girl- ooo ya .... well ...hmmmm

guy- yaaa

girl well...... (winks)

guy :)

girl well... i can take care of that for u ;)

guy yeeeeeeessssssssss!

Horny as hell by kingdrew November 4, 2011

Why the hell is this place so horny?

Why the actual fuck are almost all the posts on here about some goofy ah shit that often has to do with sex? Like seriously guys, if you're that lonely go make yourself an A.I. generated girlfriend or a cup of tea so you can cry all night without getting sleepy, I honestly couldn't care less, but just stop reading all these bullshit posts and actually go learn something off of abcmouse.com because you forgot to do that when you were 6 so now you're having to do it again so you don't fail that final as a junior in college, like I definitely didn't. Come on guys, there's always something better that you could be doing, no matter what time of day. That's all I have to say for now, but please take this at least somewhat serious, though I realize that'll be hard to do cause I wrote this like a fucking 3rd grader but screw it; Hope to see you all on the other side, even if it does take completing ABC Mouse twice or more. Good luck starting a better life.

Why the hell is this place so horny? Like, seriously, go get a better life and job.

"Settle down, have kids, don't be a dick."
-Ghandi

Why the hell is this place so horny? by PORGSSSS October 19, 2023

Horny Hell

When you’re so horny, that it feels like your body is on fire. Usually because someone is teasing you.

“The temptation is killing me! I am in horny hell”

Horny Hell by K.armaaa_ December 7, 2022