Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.

We Goat Mashed the other team in gears of war 2

by pureownage54 December 21, 2008

Dirty Goat

When a man desires his partner sit on his face after a bowl movement, and cleanse their area with his beard.

He wallowed in the dirty goat she had given him as her thick fecal matter permeated his gray goatee painting it a rich brown masterpiece.

by Synaptic4Play March 20, 2021

Stinky Goat

When a guy is having explosive diarrhea while their partner is giving him a blowjob simultaneously. The feces is so explosive that it splashes out of the toilet bowl and covers the partners chin, resembling a goatee.

My IBS was flaring up the other night. At least I was able to give my girl a stinky goat.

by Gary Giveittoya October 16, 2020

goat

A contestant on reality television who is brought to the end of the show due to a lack of a chance of winning.

“I want to bring Kass to the end of the game because she’s a goat; she has zero chance of winning.”

by survivormk July 5, 2020

goat noise

The same as calling something bullshit.

Fuck that goat noise! That sounds like a bunch of goat noise!

by Danbot1 June 15, 2018

the GOAT

greatest of al time

“emma is the goat”
“like the animal?”
“no the greatest of all time”

by emmrh October 21, 2023

GOAT

Ky.

Ky's the goat. Enough said

by Swaggoo_Johnson August 21, 2025