Real yas hours

Not having slept and still being awake between the timings of 5:00 AM to 7:45 AM.

'Bout to put up some real yas hours for this goddamn project

by JayJay25p0 March 14, 2022

Elliot (Real)

A guy you'd think is so normal, but on the inside he's fighting demons fr. If it weren't for his capability with men he'd just be your average cyclepath. Any masc at the gay bar would be HONORED to be dicked down by an Elliot.

That guy's a real Elliot (Real). You know what the say, the more normal they look, the fatter the cock

by cigaretteeater69 November 21, 2021

National real nigga day

The day of real niggas

Happy national real nigga day

by MJ the man October 17, 2023

I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023

Hes Real.

When you take the pizza out the oven and it takes a look at you back.

"Hes real." Peppino Spaghetti said as he lunged.

by YouAddLeg April 1, 2023

Real

Popularized by depressing TikTok slideshows, 'real' is used to express how something shown (from the slideshow, for example) is very present in their life, and has a personal effect on them.
Due to a large proportion of such slideshows to be about heartbreak, people commonly mention how real may be used as an acronym for 'Realise Everybody Always Leaves' despite not always being the case.

A: Hey, Look at this video
B: real

by ThisRandomPerson7 April 26, 2024

Updates in real-time

The characterological template? It does that too! I do it manually. And I'm not going to stop being brilliant any time soon barring some unforeseen catastrophe.

Hym "And, like the collective dialogue, it updates in real-time. But whereas the collective dialogue is like ONE water molecule freezing... This is like MANY water molecules freezing. An individual-collective dialogue! With more water molecules being added to the collection daily."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023