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Pump Fake

When a male is having sexual intercourse and just before the male is about to cum, a random nun comes out of the closet and pump fakes and scores, giving the male blue balls. OH FUCK.
"Mother Tamara has the best pump fake in the league... Blue balls everytime fucking up my game, bruh"
by ballaFred February 1, 2017
mugGet the Pump Fakemug.

fake blem

The act of trying to blem without a cigarette or a joint, but pretending to satisfy your cravings.
Yeah bruv he was fake blemmin da junkie
by Analrupturer October 18, 2013
mugGet the fake blemmug.

Fake it until you break it

when you are able to believe deeply in what you say, that you influence with facts the fabric of the universe, and it starts popping up, you need to find reliable witnesses in order to influence thier reality so your influence becomes hegemonically dominant, resulting in a change of reality....
Karen: Leave or else
Normal person: Why, shall i leave?
Karen 2: (bypasser) Leave or we will make you leave!

Karen: Yeah we will!
Normal person: But you still haven´t told me why?
A whole bunch of Karens that just suddenly appeared: Let´s make him leave!
Normal person: Okay, Okay i will leave
Normal person leaves thinking...."those freaks can really "fake it until you break it" Fuck my life!
by brainmuscleai November 27, 2023
mugGet the Fake it until you break itmug.

Fake

Something that Ani and Penny always say
Leaving the call was so fake of you”
by Legal Border Hoppers 4 life December 17, 2023
mugGet the Fakemug.

Fake friends

"friends" who were never there for you in the first place.
Fake friends let you go out of nowhere for doing nothing.
by LIVY POP May 4, 2022
mugGet the Fake friendsmug.

fake-ation

Taking a vacation somewhere other than where you say you'll go, especially if you try to pass off the fake destination as real.
A YouTuber said she went to Bali, but she really took a fake-ation to Ikea.
by Fnordmeister February 25, 2020
mugGet the fake-ationmug.

Fake friend

Someone that says they are your friend but then stabs you in the back with a cold knife and twists it
by Coffeefan_1 June 27, 2017
mugGet the Fake friendmug.

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