Fart Milking

When you massage your stomach because it hurts from trapped gas and you milk out a huge fart!

Bro my stomach was killing after those tacos but I massaged it and milked out a fart! Feel so much better now fart milking is legit.

by JyahC February 9, 2019

Milky Fart

When you have a sticky fart while you have swamp ass, and then the swamp ass mixes with the sticky fart into a sludgy paste.

I had a sticky fart earlier, but I thought I was fine. Little did I know that I also had swamp ass, and they mixed. Now I have to throw away my underwear because of a simple milky fart.

by Cynical Jester October 5, 2018

fart yoink

when someone has their hand on your ass and you fart

man my girlfriend totally fart yoinked me

by Greg October 23, 2004

coochie fart

Air coming through a vagina and smelling and sounding like a fart coochie fart

#ryan hey that girl coochie farted
#sarah Ryan no I didn’t 😭😭😭✋🏻

by Coochie God February 15, 2021

cracker fart

The type of fart that kinda stings your ass and makes a clap sound.

<Paris hilton>owwww!!!
<David hasselhoff>what?
<hilton> I just did a cracker fart!
<hasselhoff>ouch I feel for you sista

by master pog mo fo emma April 25, 2006

Monkey Fart

Anyone who is noticeably arrogant, obnoxious, dresses inappropriately for the place they're at, and is completely aware of it, but seems to be desperate for the attention. Whenever one of these people walks into a room, everyone in that room turns and looks at each other, rolling their eyes in the same way they would if a monkey had walked in and farted quite loudly.

Did you see that guy at the gym wearing a gold chain, jeans and a wife beater, doing nothing but curls? Man. what a monkey fart!

Did John really show up to his kid's t-ball game on a sunday afternoon wearing a suit and tie? He doesn't work on the weekends, he's a high school teacher. He's a monkey fart.

by The_Smartest_Man_Alive March 28, 2009

Fart rape

Sneaking in a silent and pungent fart, not warning the intended victim. Different than an SBD (silent but deadly) based on torturous intent.

My girl friend totally fart raped me while we were hiking. When I started gagging she just laughed.

by C H Luke November 13, 2011