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Douchebadge

A law enforcement individual that doesn't play by the rules and typically ends up injuring innocent people and stroking his own ego in the process while lying on the police report/sworn affidavit for the judge
The cop was so ignorant and his duties to uphold the law and treat the public with respect that he chose to be a douchebadge instead.
(In other words back to blue until it happens to you or back the blue until your black and blue!)
by JimHatesPigs March 23, 2025
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Douche Bag

Tristan Gowan. Im 17 and I'm a love bombing, lying, cheating, attention seeking, cry baby, little Douche Bag.
Hi Tristan Gowan I go on social media platforms, like reddit, roblox, valorant, discord, and groom minors. (they are actually mature for their age.) yes. Im a douche bag
by Anon Gril 13 September 23, 2025
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smarmy douche bag

When woman falsely uses your identity. They become a smarmy douche bag.
A smarmy douche bag in New Mexico was falsely using another Companies identity to fraudulently obtain business.
by Truk you August 27, 2011
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Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.
Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
by The Wrench October 21, 2012
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scrochdingers douchbag

A person who says stupid things and decides weather or not they’re joking based on the reaction it provoked
Person 1: Mike is such a scrochdingers douchbag, he’s never funny!

Person 2: I know right! He’s so inappropriate too!

You: how did i find this?
by KitKat ✌🏻 August 13, 2023
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Essence of douschebag

“Ew it smells like essence of douschebag in here.”
by Compatibility Issue February 26, 2018
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Schrödinger’s doucebag

A person who brings up an offensive topic and then bases if they were joking or not based of the other’s reaction
Todd was a perfect Schrödinger’s doucebag at the bar today
by 05-13 November 25, 2024
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