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dick kegel

To contract muscles in your lower abdomen and dick to avoid pre ejaculation. Some of the same ab muscles can also be used for butt kegels.
Thanks to dick kegel, I can whistle with my dick lips and also use my junk as a power washer.
by MastaRiddle March 29, 2013
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Happy Dicks

Were 3 people sit in a triangle shape and toss the next persons dick off and the first persons dick to get happy (cums) loses.
Shall we have a game of happy dicks?
by A.S.8 June 14, 2016
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eraser dick

A guy who has such a nice penis or is so good in bed that it erases all the bad qualitities about him and you keep going back despite the bad stuff.
I keep putting up with his shit because he's an eraser dick.
by Survivors of Eraser Dicks February 19, 2014
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dicked in the head

to get the shaft, the short end of the stick, royally screwed, unfairly treated, etc.
Man, I got dicked in the head by that cop!
by Steve Neptun July 11, 2005
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dick wonger

1. a male that craves rather large dicks
2. a male that act like he has a big dick but but infact he as no dick or balls
man 1 : that trev is a right dick wonger
man 2 : i know yeah , his wife told me he had no balls
by smellybanana September 21, 2006
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dager dick

Some one that has a big but skinny dick.
"They call me young dager dick"
by xxxxxxxxxxxxl February 17, 2017
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dick holding

Showing another man too much respect, a.k.a dickriding
Nas ain't the greatest rapper of all time, damn nigga you dick holding..
by Rod Levi May 10, 2018
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