My dad

The shittiest father there could ever be

My dad went to go get the milk and he never came back

by Lulej4 May 4, 2023

im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by anonymous May 8, 2023

Dad Sandwich

A “Dad Sandwich” is when a person who is usually smaller in stature, such as a small queer male or small woman, is caught between two “Daddies” or older dominant men during sexual intercourse.

Brian: “I met these two daddies at the bar. I got a Dad Sandwich if you know what I mean,”
…
Jessica: “I met up with these two daddies last night. I was the meat in their Dad Sandwich”

by TheBeesCheese November 23, 2023

Dad

MEAN MEAN MAN

Dad is really mean mean man

by Ttyleart November 23, 2023

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by anonymous November 26, 2023

Dad Fact

An unfounded but logical piece of information that may or may not be a fact, often wielded by dads at a BBQ.

Trav: "Did you know that if you pour Sprite on your balls you can taste it?"

Mike: "Sounds like a dad fact"

by Da House November 26, 2023

Dad strength

Young bucks could never

Dad strength taking on the world one arm wrestle at a time

by JayC. December 6, 2023