December 4

all the ugly people rare born on this day

Eli: omg ur so ugly

Bill Nye: u r right i was born on December 4

by djdjsjsjsjsjjehe December 16, 2019

December 13

National suck your crush's nuts day.

Hey its December 13.
Oh yeah i have to go suck my crush's balls now.

by James Feriby December 7, 2019

December 10

Shoot your best friend day

It’s December 10th y’all

by Jeef the jewkfish December 8, 2019

December 2nd

if u born dis day u r gay

Girl 1“Was he born on December 2nd???
Girl 2“Yes he likes pee pee”

by LilCumStain42069 October 27, 2019

December 14

People born on December 14th are ugly and gay. They’re usually named Christopher and love fortnite.

Bro, if you were born on December 14 you’re an idiot!

by 🚫🧢🥴 October 21, 2019

december 11

No relationships day. It's the day that all the taken people can enjoy as singles!

Hey, it's december 11! It means I can kiss my friend and my boyfriend won't get mad

by alternative.slut December 9, 2019

December 8th

National Ludwig Koopa Day

Guy1:Hey what’s today
Guy2:It’s December 8th
Guy1:It’s Ludwig Koopa Day We celebrate the best koopaling
Guy2:Wendy is best koopaling
Guy1:You have shitty taste
Guy2:*Dies cause of blue shell*

by SUB2GKW October 16, 2019