Bet my bucket

to bet your own life

I'll bet my bucket that that buckling bull can hull a full roll of pulls to my front door.

by bland and tanned hand December 18, 2020

owl in a bucket

A fib so intricate in details that one may question whether it is a lie. For instance, when a deceased owl winds up in a bucket, one tells a story of how the young owlet was being taught by its parents how to hunt, colliding with a phone phone, and meeting its demise in one yellow pail. The story is an absolute lie.

He said our neighbor started the fight with him, but that was owl in a bucket.

by ShoppingJ December 29, 2020

KFC in a bucket

Do you know how the mascot of KFC always gives the family's some chicken in a bucket? Yes, you may call that the wonderful, divine, amazing...thing..? KFC in a BUCKET! Normally used in KFC commercials. When the mother of children in the commercial is holding the bucket of the tasty chicken tendies their faces seem to light up like they are the star on top of a Christmas tree

"Mother! May I have some KFC in a bucket, please? It would make my day and of course make yours too! KFC is wonderful :D"

by WeirdInAWeirdWay February 9, 2021

International cum in a bucket day

On March 9th, y'all must cum in a bucket as it is international cum in a bucket day

Tomflynn: you know what day it is?
Mick: nah?
Tomflynn: it's international cum in a bucket day!
Mick: damn!

by Dingleflap69420 March 8, 2021

War of the bucket

A war that was NOT caused by a bucket

the war started when Bologna declared war on Modena for stealing their castle

Now how the fuck did they got the bucket? I have no bloody clue

Guy1: remember the war of the bucket where 3000 died for a bucket?
Guy1: bro, that ain't the cause of the war

by Sebby294 April 24, 2021

Off the Buckethatt

That something is random

‘Wow. Why did she say that? That was so off the buckethatt.’

by LiveLoveLaughyes July 8, 2021

Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".

"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."

by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021