bar topper

When he/she is mad or upset with the bartender and decides to take a pee or dump on the bar.
1) "Yo, did you see that guy pull a bar topper? It really stinks."
2) "The bartender gave that guy a horrible drink so he pulled a bar topper."
by CaNoJe August 25, 2011
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crunch bar

yo let me hit ur crunch bar
by crunchbarr November 22, 2021
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Bar Trolling

When your game has been off for awhile and you need an easy lay, you go to any bar and look for the ugliest, fattest, nastiest "troll" in the bar, get her drunk on well shots and fuck her.
Yo i havent been laid in months. I need me a nasty troll tonight. You down to go bar trolling?
by ohnoitscarson April 11, 2016
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Bar Crawl

A practice of sampling alcoholic drinks(dilute ethanol) from many different establishments organised to facilitate such activity, leading to temporary but severe impairment of cognitive function, which is often viewed as enjoyable, at least at the time. Crawling is not usually involved, at least in the early stages of such activity.
John felt horrible after last night's bar crawl until 3am.
by Albert_Newton February 08, 2020
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Steel Bar

An object of high rarity or hard to find.
John: Man I lost my keys. They must be made of steel bars.
Rob Miley: You're really dumb,you must be Brandon
by NickChambers July 18, 2009
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anti-sway bar

A stick of candy dat you bribe someone with in order to keep him from being "convinced otherwise" by one or more fellow humans who might try to get him to change his presently-in-agreement-with-you viewpoint.
Anti-sway bars can indeed sometimes be an effective way to keep someone "on your team", but it can also prevent said person from honestly pondering a particular topic or issue and then forming his own unbiased opinion about said subject, similar to how main-stream religion often does.
by QuacksO January 19, 2020
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bar tender

(n.) a granola bar, preferably eaten with friends
"yo, can I have a bite of that bar tender?"
by blobyblobfish14 January 02, 2024
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