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Belying badger

A badger that is lying on the ground, minding it's own business, wearing a beekeeper suit, when suddenly someone picks it up and flings it at another person.

A belying badger is the opposite of a flying monkey.
I was minding my own business...When suddenly, a belying badger hit me upside the head.
by Her Purpleness December 17, 2012
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donkey bagger

Democrat; Liberal; follower of President Obama and his administration; a believer of the Not So Affordable Bam Bam Care Act;
synonym: fucknub
Liberal to a Conservative: What's a 'donkey bagger', I've never heard of that? Conservative: "Well, ol' pal, it's like the donkey shows in Tijuana, only instead of a skank stripper and a donkey, it's a Liberal Democrat fucknub and a donkey.
by Pseudo Nym 1963AQ August 19, 2013
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nuetered badger

A nickname for only the best. A completely sexy beast. He gets all the woman with his massive penis, great looks, and personality. No one can stop him because he is the best around, and no one can take him down. Also he is right ateast 75 percent of the time.
Person 1: Did you see that guy score a hattrick on the Wombts.

Person 2: Yeah, he is a real Nuetered Badger.

Person 1: True, he is pretty awesome.
by Dapimp6996 November 15, 2013
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shit badger

When an alcoholic gets drunk- often when provoked.
I turned into a shit badger last night when my ex came to the bar with her new boyfriend.
by Mahree November 25, 2013
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drunk badger

When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger
dont you drive a drunk badger any way?
by moogleassassin February 3, 2014
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Honey Badgering

When you're masterbating and your ejaculation forms a perfect line over the base of your penis, giving it a mohawk.
Last night I was practicing honey badgering to impress my girlfriend, you know how she loves mohawks.
by JarJarSHARPEDO October 22, 2014
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Durty Banger

One who is loose in her morals and spreads it round more then butter on hot toast. Normally not pleasing to they eye and the usual pungent aroma not pleasing to the nose.

Very often unwashed and absoluly crawling with lice in all regions of body and head hair.

Often found passed round the bar each weekend at closing time or found on her knees in a nightclub toilet where the floor is covered in urine, vomit and s number of different people blood with a penis in her mouth, often there will be a queue of make dirty bangers waiting to use her teeth to remove cheese from their bellends with her teeth.

A Durrty Durrty banger will be in the same area of the nightclubs water closet getting strumped from behind by one make Durty banger whilst remoting cheese from scabby purple penis ends.

The general rule is a durty banger is doing one make banger, a durty durty banger is doing two and so on and so forth.

For each penis being inserted into a durty bangers orrafuce just at one more 'fury'

For example the durty durty durty banger
Fucking hell mate there was a proper Durty Durty banger in the bar last night went for a piss and she was getting spit roasted in the gents. You could tell the filthy bitch has had more cock than Bernard Matthews
by UK Bouncers December 13, 2014
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