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gas station biscuit

I wake up and get me a gas station biscuit
Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew - Florida Georgia Line
by GullibleOne October 13, 2020
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Queef biscuit

A person who pisses you off for no reason and you want to put them in there place
Person 1: your gay
Person 2:shut up you queef biscuit
by Imaqueefbiscuit August 1, 2022
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clown biscuit

A tubby wanker who turns in front of you after leaving Taco Bell
by Pbandjennay April 16, 2021
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Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023
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Geeter Biscuit

Country term; a meth head who wants to steal your stuff or manipulate you. Trying to "geeter your biscuit."
"That dude tried to convince me to buy a stolen cell phone. He ain't nothin' but a geeter biscuit!"

"That geeter biscuit with the missing teeth tried to steal my carburetor last night!"
by AnotherSassHat April 16, 2025
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Can of Busted Biscuits

When over weight people wear clothes that are to small for them and extremely to tight.
Damn Keith look at that girl, she looks like a can of busted biscuits!
by Foot fungus February 6, 2025
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