American Muffin Top

Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.

Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*

by Mumble October 13, 2012

American Bento Box

Tupperware

I stuffed my lunch Japanese style into my American Bento Box.

by Headcircus January 19, 2011

American Darth Vader

Just like Luke skywalker had to face the facts with his dad being darth vader in star wars. The reincarnation of ishmael, aka Ish the fish, or SS Syrian Stallion, from the biblical story under Abraham comes back to tell the truth, had sex with Sarah and made Isaac. thus, as Isaac is the father of the Jews, and Ishmael is the father of the Arabs, therefore Ishmael is the father of Isaac. Abe is the grandfather.

This dude named Suleiman Sami azar calls himself the American Darth Vader, few of other names too, and Im sure people call him a few., but these are the days of truth and let every human being transition into a sweet butterfly, fly butterfly fly. actual quote from Sam azar " ISSAC- This is Ishmael, I am your Fatherrrrrrrr"

by sambo sami suleiman azar October 23, 2022

The Franco-American Offensive

Putting aside all differences in order to pool resources and attack the British

David: "I was down the pub last night and saw an American and a Frenchman having a brawl."
Mikey: "So what'd you do?"
David: "Well I tried to break it up but they beat the shit out of me instead."
Mikey: "Ah, you're a victim of The Franco-American Offensive."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Don Frye American

A culturally aware loudmouthed American badass who despite not being especially nerdy has an appreciation for nerd culture and is welcomed into their social circles.

That old timer in Godzilla Final Wars is a Don Frye American.

by VanDammeAmerican July 3, 2023

American Fire Extinguisher

N) The act of depositing melted dark chocolate into a females vagina, and putting whipped cream into her asshole. The female should then squirt out of both holes, having the dark chocolate represent oil, and the whipped cream represent Co2. This act can only be performed on Independance Day, with a cubic fuckton of fireworks in the background.

Billy: Damn, after giving Sally the Alligator Fuckhouse, I made her perform the American Fire Extinguisher. She was moaning for days!

by Rimmy Tim August 13, 2017

American werewolf in london

One of the best werewolf horror movies in the 80s

Person 1: Hey did you ever watch american werewolf in london
Person 2: oh crap i almost shit my pants from the transformation

by Rayman999 October 18, 2021