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Andrew

Also known as "Big Dick Billy". All the girls are in love with him, all the boys want to be him. He's rich, good-looking, intelligent and popular. He can be cocky and abrasive, but he cares an insane amount about his friends and family and will do anything to protect him. You may not like Andrew at first, but once you get to know him, you'll see how good he can be to his loved ones.
Random Person: Oh, Andrew he's a dick
Andrew's Friend: If only you really knew him
by Lord Hakai November 24, 2021
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Andrew

Has the personality of a house plant. Their sense of humor is non-existent, remember, house plant. Listens to Mmm-Bop on repeat while showering and eats stale cereal with water for breakfast. Likes to go to dog parks (with no dog) to purposely step in dog poop. Will show up at random birthday parties at public parks claiming to be the real father of the child who's birthday it is. Does not cover their mouth when coughing and sneezes directly into the pathway of other people. And if other people sneeze around them, they yell "shut the fuck up" instead of bless you. Always pees on the toilet seat and does not wipe. Spits against the wind when riding their bike. Their clothing style is usually spot on though, so I guess there's that going for them.
Who is that guy over there? He smells like shit, has dry spit on his face, and told me to shut the fuck up when I sneezed.
Oh, that's Andrew.
by AlwaysSunnyinmyAsshole November 24, 2021
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Andrew

This is a guy who is sweet and caring a guy who will stay up all night with you. A guy who will make/buy you things just bc he was thinking of you. This is a guy with soft brown hair and a glowing smile. He will put up with your emotions and pick you up after you trip over nothing.
People: Your dating Andrew?

Her: Yes I am

People: Your lucky I wish I had an Andrew

Her: ik
by That"short"brunette November 24, 2021
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Why is Andrew Tate sucessful

Because I was ranting about how trivial it would be to become more successful than Joe Rogan (Or Jordan Peterson for that matter) and one of the ways I listed using a fat cock to rope women into doing a cam-girl website. Then, I wrote an instruction manual for how to game the YouTube algorithm.
Hym "Why is Andrew Tate sucessful? Because he did those 2 things. And no other reason. It wasn't hard work. His hard work didn't even get him into the Ufc. My work is the cardinal contribution to his success. And I'm more still more successful than all three of them. Because what is happening to me now is not relegated to the past. No matter how hard you try to narrate it as such."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
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Andrew Curry

A very kind and loving person who is most reliable and one of the best people to have around.
Yea I got into a car crash and Andrew Curry single-handedly saved my whole family
by jfrdr January 29, 2025
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Andrew clam

Popular Deezer artist. Good friends with clamdrick who likes to yell SEAFOOOOOOOOOOOOOD (Andrew clams producer tag) you can feel the pain in his dih headahh. Goodtime gabe is not real YET
White kid: what's skippy?
Andrew clam: Boi what you say about skippy
Clamdrick: SEAFOOOOOOOD
by aryztuah February 6, 2025
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Andrew Tate

A misogynistic pig with an ugly personality and a microdick that hates women simply for existing. His followers consist of incels and 9-14 year old boys (who cry like babies if you dare say anything against Tate for some reason) that need to go outside and interact with the real world. Andrew Tate is also known for scamming people, being q malignant narcissist, encouraging violence (especially against women), being a pedophile, human trafficking, having a microdick, rape, being entitled, having a low IQ, and just being a piece of shit. Tate feels threatened by strong women, and REAL men who are not afraid to be compassionate towards everyone regardless of gender.
Andrew Tate is an asshole who wishes he could be a man imstead of a child with a beard. Any guy who treats women with respect is a REAL MAN.
by Failurebitch February 21, 2025
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