Turtle necking

Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell

I was turtle necking the mess out of James after he lost the game for us

by Healefty November 26, 2017

Turtle nuts

A common insult from the whitest of low income housings

Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.

by vogonalover May 19, 2014

Turtling

A bunch of old people trying to figure out what a new "slang" means.

Tom:
Damn Reggie, my mom is always sitting there with her friends "turtling" over what bett means.

Reggie:
Bett.

by Orlandu July 14, 2020

Turtle Dick

Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.

I'd love to have sex with you but I took 100 mg of adderal and I've got turtle dick.

by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025

Turtle

Best existence of a creature ever

That guy’s a real turtle

by SoaringBear April 30, 2020

turtling

to annoy.

She is hella turtling me right now.

Can you believe it? She's turtling everyone again.

by 4baf November 9, 2010

Turtles

i like turtles

Turtles are very fast.

by s0n_0f_n3ptun3 May 15, 2016