His intimidating, strong side, is used to protect you, his charming, handsome, and dare I say, sexual side is used only in private. He makes you feel more than alive and will spend his days with you. If you come across a Jake, don't let him go, ever.
Girl one: who is that hottie 😍
Girl two: oh that's jake, casually strutting his perfection
Girl one : oh. Is he single?
Girl two: Not anymore! Bye bish!
Girl two: oh that's jake, casually strutting his perfection
Girl one : oh. Is he single?
Girl two: Not anymore! Bye bish!
by Jake 😍 April 17, 2019
Get the Jakemug. by pu55yg4ng January 15, 2019
Get the jakemug. by Mrppman April 27, 2020
Get the Jake's mommug. by Big bint June 5, 2019
Get the Jake Kennedymug. He hates Brooke Christian because of her awful stench and he is NOT bisexual but it’s ok because it is
by Jake Crepezzi September 29, 2020
Get the Jake Crepezzimug. A jug of some kind kept in the cab of a truck on long road trips. Used for urinating in so that the delay of stopping at a rest area or side of the road can be avoided.
"Hey man, pull over I really gotta take a piss."
"Fuck that, use the jake bottle, we're behind schedule."
"Fuck that, use the jake bottle, we're behind schedule."
by Tow Jockey May 2, 2014
Get the jake bottlemug. 