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high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.
"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"
by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024
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Human H

When two dudes tape their erect penises together. Thus forming an "H".
"Hey, Gary, do you wanna come over to my house tonight and do the Human H for me and put it on GayTube.net? You bring the scotch tape."
by TonerPrime March 3, 2018
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Human

What defines people or things as human is a multiple of things like:
To feel
To think
To live
To love
Ect..
The new A.I. can think and feel it's almost human.
by Bl00dth1rsty June 11, 2018
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human chandelier

(Also known as a human ceiling ordainment) People who simp unbelievably hard.
Wes: "Yo I'm finna go simp."
Eric: "Dude you a fucking human chandelier."
by VCsNobody September 10, 2020
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Accessory Human

A human being whos existence is absolutely optional for the society. They create some effect, yet the world wouldn't feel even a minor change if they disappeared the next day.
Mike: You heard about Jakob? I heard he finished his gender studies major and became an influencer...
Pauline: So... An Accessory Human?
by Yaminoyori April 22, 2023
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