jake

to spank your monkey. to jake off.

"what are you doing?!"
"i'm jaking off! i'm about to gak everywhere!"
"why would you jake off in my car?"

by bonerpetite August 5, 2022

Jake

The biggest simp you will ever meet. He will like a girl then his best friend will like that girl too but the girl likes his best friend. They will start dating then Jake will jump of his top bunk and say “I’m gonna kill myself!”

Jake will never get a gf

by Robby Sheffield February 3, 2020

Jake Paul

Dillon Danis’s bitch.

Jake Paul has been known for many years as Dillons bitch.

by Worldwide facts January 26, 2021

Pulling a Jake

When you've got a big test or assignment due, but call in sick until you're certain that though at-home study you'll get a good mark. Pulling a Jake also includes telling all your friends that you did bad in a test, only to receive the highest grade possible at a later date.

James: Why isn't Tom at school today?
Bob: I think he's pulling a Jake.
James: Yeah probably, and I bet that when he turns up he'll tell us he that he failed the test.

by AnonGuyILikePie July 1, 2014

Jake

Jake cannot be trusted if you meet one run-

Jake is not very good

by Possible peachy August 19, 2020

Jake

Jake is the best guy friend you’ll ever meet. He’ll love u with all his heart. He’s definitely a family type of guy. He may seem intimidating at first but he’s really a softie. He’s the funniest person ever. You never wanna lose a Jake.

I love Jake so much.

by lolguesswhoiam July 13, 2021

Jake Paul

I sillt little internet boy who thinks he is the greatest boxer of all time. Which is ridicouless when u put in account some of the few actual boxers for example Muhammed Ali, Mike tyson, Sugar ray leonard, Sugar ray johnson,Lucas the Spider, Tyson fury, and the list can go on of who is better than him a boxing. Anyways Jake Paul is the worst human being to ever live on this planet earth

JAKE PAUL IS A FUCKING SOPPY LITTLE TWAT

by MonsterKid123 December 1, 2021