Dump Ling

A group of people who enjoy the comedy stylings of Michael Che

“Hey, are you a fun of that guy Michael Che?”
“Me? No I am one of his Dump Lings”
“ Oh dude, weird flex by OK”

by Mmmmkay January 3, 2022

dump-clothes

(Noun) a very offensive term for a person that IYHO dresses so badly /poorly that it literally looks like they have found their clothes at the garbage dump.

Aunt Petunia: Harry you stupid dump-clothes, how dare you go on a date with Hermione dressed like this?

Harry: since when, lol do you care about what Hermione will think about the way I dress?

by Sexydimma May 27, 2021

Cum dump

(n.) A guy who likes to have his arse fully filled with cum. A man into whose arse (or mouth) one can “dump” one’s “load.” (“Load” meaning a thick wad of spunk). Always up for receiving a raw gangbang, and for being used hard by almost any male.

I’m happiest when I’m being used as a cum dump by big, dumb, muscled blokes.

He used me as his cum dump and I was leaking for days!

by Frozen Prevert October 6, 2024

Dump N’ Pump

When you’re taking a shit and use the time to jack off as well

“Dude, I had a Dump N’ Pump yesterday and i think i nutted like one full shot glass of cum

by wordington_thug June 5, 2024

Full Dump

When a man is ready to have anal sex because he has just expelled all the feces in his rectum.

I just took a full dump so if you want to get it on were safe from any accidents.

by Anti full dump November 11, 2019

static dump

It's that thing where you take a dump and when your poop hits the water you realize you were so electrically charged (static) that you feel the spark in your butt, leg hairs or feet.

Heat must be on because I just took a major static dump!

by GardenGateKeeper April 17, 2016

Dump Edging

Similar to regular Sexual Edging. Dump Edging is where you start to Turtle Head, but at the last minute contract your sphincter and suck the turd back into your bowels. After you've done this a few times, and you finally get to release your load, you'll be sweating with euphoria, as endorphins flood your body.

I was riding the 230 home, after a long lunch of spicy Indian food, and got the urge to continue the endorphin hit. So I decided to do a bit of Dump Edging on the bus to tide me over, until I arrived at the sanctity of my home base toilet

by Uncle George Pell September 15, 2021