joke whore

a woman who bangs guys for their sense of humor

Janet is such a joke whore. She'll go for anyone who can make her laugh.

by Pinokio July 13, 2015

Lifestyle Whore

A person who does anything to achieve their lifestyle goals. A person who will leave their partner if they don't provide a high enough lifestyle like their rich friends, who will abandon their loved pet because it gets in the way of their "good life" and who puts their fancy lifestyle interests ahead of their children too.

She left her two young children home alone tonight so she could be with her boyfriend and attend the white party... she's a lifestyle whore!

by BefallenWisdom October 29, 2018

Chub Whore

A woman who takes credit for every boner a dude has.

Woman: "So how did you get rid of your chub earlier?"

Man: "I tucked it in my waistband and it went away".

Woman: "Get real. It's because you went home and weren't around me anymore".

Man: "You are a chub whore".

by Dirty Hog Boy November 3, 2011

Flaw Whore

A person who always looks at the flaws at things. can never accept anything good.

Guy: Hey, did you see that super hot chicks picture she just posted?
Flaw Whore: Yeah, her nose is looks fucked.

by ThatCreppyBlackGuy June 21, 2012

Creep Whore

Any young woman or woman that puts men down for giving them attention. These women insist any kind of attention that is given to them is creepy because they themselves feel unattractive and insecure about themselves, and therefore they can make themselves feel hot and attractive.

Girl 1: "That guy is a creeper"

Guy 1: "That girl calls everyone creepy, she is just a creep whore that isn't used to attention.

by SpewTruthFromEveryOrifice January 11, 2012

Whoring Season

When a young woman or a man abandons their morals to explore and experiment with as many sexual partners.

I don’t think Katie will be settling down anytime soon I think she might be going through her whoring season.

by Charlie Snake August 7, 2018

SMD WHORE

The best and only quick reply to give to any person, regardless of gender, who is pissing you off IRL.

Girl1: omg you're only 6 foot 1? automatic 3/10 i only want guys 6 foot 5 and above
Girl2: yass slay bitch
MC: SMD Whore! *to girl one*, you look like a flat tire, and *to girl two* you! you look like a land whale that smells like one that exploded!

by giaoligei6969 October 16, 2023