Persnickety Fuck

The type of person who gets mad and takes their ball home so nobody else can play.

"Did you hear about Mary-Sue? She put laxatives in the town's water supply because the HOA removed her fugly ass fountain"

"Wow, what a persnickety fuck."

by Bionic164 August 9, 2025

may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

The Atomic Fuck

When a guy shoves an atomic bomb up a girl's vagina and then the girl suck his dick and spits the cum into his mouth. The guy then spits it into her eyes and blows the bomb up.

The Atomic Fuck was a real interesting experience.

by Jdidnsnsns June 13, 2023

pen fuck

Military slang meaning to fake paper work,or just write any old thing down.

Example... Did you do the equipment inventory paper work? No Sargent I was in a hurry so I pen fucked it.

by Jarheadharley September 18, 2018

satin fuck

Male practise of wrapping women's satin lingerie (panties, camisoles, slips) or satin garment (gowns, skirts, blouse) around his erect penis and stroking said garment up and down his shaft to simulate PIV sex.

The garment can also be 'worn' on a pillow for luxe humping.

Guy: "Fuuuuckkkk! This satin fuck feels as good as actually fucking!"

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Guy 1: "My gf's satin prom dress is killing me ... I need a satin fuck real bad."
Guy 2: "Dude, really? Foreplay, fuck 'n cum?"
Guy 1: "Yuh, Jizz Central ... Ima gonna hammer it tonite!"

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Guy: "Lisa's satin nightie fits my body pillow perfectly. This'll be the best satin fuck ever!"

by Nerdsmith May 11, 2024

Teodora Fucking Brkic

Used to describe very cool, young and hot woman by the name Teodora Brkic

"Omg who is she?
It's Teodora Fucking Brkic dude!"

by zzhepizz March 23, 2022

Butt fuck no where

Butt fuck no where is where your girl friends lives in the country

Hi Andy, where does scout live “ butt fuck no where” right mate, so middle of no where! Yer bro

by I love you Scout December 18, 2018