fuck crap

Similar to Damnit or oh snap. When something goes array.

Tim: *walks in a bar and sees pretty woman*
"Hey baby!"
(Person turns around, just a man with a mullet)

Tim:"Fuck crap!"

by Jellybean131313 January 25, 2019

fuck a cactus

something you say to somebody you dont like when they annoy you.

person: brolby is better than brikey
you: go fuck a cactus

by queen_izzy090197 April 23, 2018

Fucking

The best fucking word in English and can be used in any fucking context and can be put anyfuckingwhere in a sentence and still make fucking sense

"I fucking hate this"
"This is fucking awesome"

by Rude af August 11, 2023

Preventive Fuck

When you fuck someone’s wife or husband before they do it to you

He’s been hitting on my wife so much that I had to do a preventive fuck to his

by Gradup71 August 31, 2024

Fuck me in the ass pass

When something is so good you’d let someone fuck you in the ass to have it

Oh my gosh that carrot cake was definitely a fuck me in the ass pass

by Kingbyng March 6, 2022

Well we’re not here to fuck spiders

Australian way of saying “Well no shit”

*at the pub*
Person 1:“wanna grab a drink?”
Person 2: “well we’re not here to fuck spiders”

by I can’t think of a name June 7, 2018

holy fuck

im coming,lois, aaahh! AAAHHH!

holy fuck stewie im shitting!

by Alek minassian December 4, 2023