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Vietnam Fucking Shit

What Mark Wahlberg calls the fine specimens living in southeast Asia known as the Vietnamese. You can also call them VFS in short.
Person 1: Which asshat stole my bike!

Person 2: IT WAS THAT VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT!
by Masihiun June 1, 2024
mugGet the Vietnam Fucking Shitmug.

What The Fuck Time Is This

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by Reninu March 15, 2025
mugGet the What The Fuck Time Is Thismug.

phat as fuck

phat as fuck a positive description for a person, place or object.
Guy 1: Hey man what do you think of my new car?
Guy 2: Bro its phat as fuck
mugGet the phat as fuckmug.

Fuck-Boy Feminist

A man who performs selective feminism in a self-aggrandising attempt at ingratiating himself with women and getting laid.
You are a Fuck-Boy Feminist. The most insidious form of misogynist.
by Gaby Birle January 25, 2024
mugGet the Fuck-Boy Feministmug.

Fuck your friend Day

Fuck your friend day is the national day where you can fuck one friend.
The day is every friday.
Daniel: Oh my god Serwan, today is fuck your friend day!
Serwan: Letzdoit!
by Norman Angile January 10, 2023
mugGet the Fuck your friend Daymug.
A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
by anonymous November 15, 2025
mugGet the Monkey fucking a bowling ballmug.

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