Ghost Turds

Also known as Styrofoam Packing Peanuts. Those little foam bits meant to protect a product that was shipped in a box. Often white, and thus also referred to as 'Ghost Turds'

1. Michael opened the box, and had to dig through all the Ghost Turds to take out the tiny statue he had bought for his collection.

2. Jeanette watched her cat jump into the box, then come out of it quickly, it's fur static and covered in styrofoam peanuts.
"Awww, Waffles, you're covered in Ghost Turds!"

by VampireTate May 13, 2019

Ghost Turd

-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.

1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”

2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”

“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019

Turd burglar

Portable restroom technician.

Hey Roy! The toilet is full in the port a pot, think you can wave down the turd burglars when they drive by to empty it for us?

by Motosaki410 June 5, 2019

Turd-Burgler

The guy who comes and steals the dog shit off your lawn ..

“that son of a bitchin’ turd-Burgler was in my yard last night and he stole all the dog shit !!”

by Dennis Dragon August 29, 2019

Different sides of the same turd

When two things are equally as shit as each other.

“Hipsters are better than chavs”.

“They’re different sides of the same turd!”

by Alzamatralz June 2, 2018

Turd

A sad, lonely child who plays baseball even though he sucks. He looks like a twig and is semigood at Fortnite.

Why is Turd always sitting next to Turdette

by Elligah June 3, 2018

Turd Barge

A term used for an individual who deserves to be compared to a floating peice of shit.

Will: "Ted must be manstrating, he is acting like a real turd barge today"

by Laflamablanca18 June 8, 2018