Thomas

A crusty old man that smells of out of date mayonnaise.

''What's that smell?''
''Oh, it must be Thomas''

by MayoMan69 November 27, 2021

Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.

Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

Thomas Lowe

The best teacher ever. Endlessly patient and truly cares about his students well being. If he was a song it would be Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley, if you need a good roast go to Mr. Lowe, he's playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers, he's tougher than a two dollar steak, and his hair is always on fleak (even when it isn't). He loves science and business, but be careful cause his passion might just sweep you up and make you a believer. Kindest man you'll ever meet. If you ever get the privilege of meeting him, kidnap him and never let him go. He is leaving our school this year so if you find yourself with a blonde/redhead vice principle at your school, get to know him. You won't regret it.

- Senior chem students 2022

Holly: Thomas Lowe is the best teacher ever!
Haille: I know!!! I'm going to miss him so much!

by Harrystylesiskool June 17, 2022

Thomas

An anti-social fellow who has definitely been called "Thomas the Train" a good number of times in his life and yet strives on 'cause he's so goddamn smart, like hello who gave him the *right-*

"Hey Thomas! How are you?"
"How aren't I?"
"..."

by AnUnravelingUnknown April 4, 2023

thomas drenth

An extremely intelligent human being, when at the age of just 13, his IQ rivaled Einstein’s. He knows a lot of useless facts, but also knows a lot of useful information that can be used in pouring water on this world on fire.

“Way to go Drenth” sarcastic
“You’re turning up to be a real Thomas Drenth” compliment

by TTPuffPuff May 20, 2019

Thomas Brack

A Thomas Brack is a really stupid person, not necessarily unintelligent but just absurd and odd in a bad way. Typically ginger with a tiny penis.

"the date was terrible, he was such a Thomas Brack"

by AN0NYM0USB1TCH July 3, 2022

Thomas

The most sexiest beast in the world.
Has huge penis
Great in bed😏
But procrastinates a lot
And is dumb but gets lucky so he's smart

Wow is that Thomas! He's so dumb he's hot!

by ThomasSexyBoi November 22, 2021