Dick Burn

When your dick gets burned by your underwear/zipper from getting dry humped by some hood rat.

Man, that chick gave me dickburn!

What, that’s not real!
Oh! Dick Burn is real.

by T.B. Trailer April 20, 2018

Jude Burns

He is the funniest kid at school

Jude Burns is a kid at school.

by jffk,jtyh March 1, 2022

The Burning Question

1: A question of great importance
2: A topic of great debate at the moment

The Burning question : are mandated constitutionally legal?

by LOLDrown566 July 24, 2021

Summercamp Burn

The sunburn you receive after the first day of Hillsong Summercamp after forgetting to apply sunscreen at all or to certain areas.

"Dude your face is peeling"
"Yeah, It's my Summercamp Burn"

by The Lighting Guy December 13, 2016

Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.

“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”

by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023

4th Degree Burn

A 4th degree burn occurs when you verbally burn someone so bad that they mentally break and burn themselves.

I burned her so bad she got a 4th degree burn and there ain't no treatment for a burn that sick.

by Sparkette fuckface January 29, 2020

Linkin Burns

A human being that is in liking of MMA towards children as well as assault charges

OMG! you just suplex that kid, you must be Linkin Burns

by TheBentLog March 4, 2025