Social Passport

noun: the opening at the end of the alimentary canal, often referred to as the anus

Kiss my Social Passport

by Sarcastic Scouser May 26, 2021

Social Flogging

I reject entirely that you get to use harassment, in perpetuity, for an indefinite sentence, the timer for which resets every time someone is made aware of my exist...

Hym "...As a form a social flogging perpetrated by people who's guilt or virtue is entirely suspect and who's authority to dole out punishment is non-exist. Additionally you can't even really consider it a thought punishment because I'm in actual physiological distress. So it's just regular old torture. Especially if I've been poisoned. Torture... For an indefinite period of time to get me to cede a point that I'm not going to cede and you want your kids to not get stabbed for your complicity... All so you don't have to admit I'm right. So, here's the deal. Yes I can tell the difference between my own mind and these people doing what they are doing to me on camera. I don't need the whole story (on YOUR end) to know the you are leaving out pertinent information (in your assessment of what is happening here and/or being mealy-mouthed about what constitutes 'pertinent') and that just isn't what I'm doing. I told you what would happen. It likely already has. I don't need to prove I'm trustworthy or anything to you for that matter. They people one your side have already admit your intention which is to 'break me' and imprison me (In one form or another) and I've told you what I'm going to do in response."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025

Social Media Dissect

@socialmediadissect is the page you go to for marketing inspiration & to be up-to-date with trends on social media!

Marketer 1: Where did you learn that marketing hack from?
Marketer 2: Oh I just follow Social Media Dissect on Instagram for learning about marketing!

by marketing_enthusiast November 23, 2021

Social Media Overload

When someone has been viewing social media topics, or any one topic, on social media for so long, non-stop, that they can't handle anymore new information. If more information continues to be presented to them then, they may get visibly upset since they've reached the overload point. They get upset even faster if they don't have a particular interest in the topic(s).

There have been so many tumblr posts on that new Cartoon that came out recently, Johnny hit Social Media Overload.

by MegaKitCat June 28, 2016

Social slutterfly

Deriving from the term social butterfly a social slutterfly is a slut who is great at always meeting new people and charming them up (then fucking them)

Sarah- how has Chloe fucked half the school
Ashlee- idk she’s just a social slutterfly ig

by Stargirl1306 June 26, 2023

social media patriot

A person who defends the 2’nd Amendment and our right to bear arms on Facebook, Twitter and any other commonly accepted social media- yet refuses to be active in real world activities or meaningful efforts to defend Americans from tyranny.

Dude 1: Hey Anthony, you see how Winston posted all those “freedom isn’t free” and “don’t tread on my 2A” pics on his Facebook page?

Dude 2: “Yea Nick, but he never shows up for a rally at the statehouse! Talk about a Social Media Patriot...”

by 2ANJ October 14, 2018

Absolute Social Reject

The state you are in when you don't know what will happen with your own life in the near future due to no real social connections.

John is in a state of absolute social rejection. He just got robbed , he does not know how or why it happened. he also does not know who to contact to his state.

by Viper8080808 October 23, 2025