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r/metalmemes

A subreddit filled with metal elitists that say sabaton or gloryhammer arent good bands or isnt even metal when they listen to some band with 3 monthly listeners called “Sacrificial blood cum of Satans pussy with blood dripping on his door while a satanic cult goes into a forest and do ritualistic sacrifices by making their vocal cords sound like the gates of hell themselves” with an unreadable logo which looks like a piss shit splatter on a burning fetus while he hes accompanied with a sentient, dying, turd, while their music sounds like a jammed chainsaw with a dudes head getting repeatedly beat while the singer is some dudes vocal cords getting burned using hot magma.

Their song titles are named after a satanic chanting in a long gone dead ancient language, and the lyrics are extended versions of those chants that summons 9 demons, and makes your furniture float while trying to recite their songs.
r/metalmemes poser: hey bro, what bands do u listen to??
Chad based metal enjoyer: Huh, maybe Sabaton, Detus or Slipknot
r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWW WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO SACRIFICIAL BLOOD CUM OF SATANS CHILD WHILE A SATANIC CULT GOES INTO A FOREST AND DO RITUALISTIC SACRIFICES BY MAKING THEIR VOCAL CORDS SOUND LIKE THE GATES OF HELL THEMSELVES???
Chad based metal enjoyer: Poser.
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James C R

James C R is the superior human being. Is the definition of a humans peak performance.
by Jamod February 17, 2022
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r/woosh

this word is a word said to people that don't get sarcasm.

The word relates to subreddit with the same name. The subreddit is full of these examples.

Example: person 1 "1/4 men get pregnant when they don't mean to. Person 2" Men can't get pregnant". Person 1 "r/woosh".
Example: person 1 "1/4 men get pregnant when they don't mean to. Person 2" Men can't get pregnant". Person 1 "r/woosh".
by Gifhga November 12, 2018
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r/littlethirteen

An unknown reddit subforum that nobody can visit it. Probably it was all about child pornography.
Person 1: do you know what does r/littlethirteen reddit subforum for? i've been looking for a memes and found it.
Person 2: that weirdly sounds like a child pornography.
Person 1: kinda doubted about it. can you visit it?
Person 2: it says it is empty. maybe the owner deleted everything about it.
by AlphaBread December 9, 2018
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R x R

R and R two lost souls in an ocean of centiments
R x R fish out of the water, needing their own oxygen
by Quira7 November 22, 2021
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Ethan R

An Ethan is a guy that’s 6ft tall on a good day, who’s just a bartender. Has tendencies to date young girls.
A: I just got served by an Ethan R!

B: That’s great but beware-
you’re 15 Kristina!
by Mossy Frog April 8, 2023
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r/vegancirclejerk

r/vegancirclejerk is a sarcastic humor based subreddit where vegans speak the rhetoric that meat eaters say to justify meat eating or criticize veganism. The purpose is to self-ridicule using the anti-vegan arguments. It is a meme subreddit with no deeper meaning but sometimes to expose the hypocrisy and absurdity of the meat eaters' claims.

The previous definition says that r/vegancirclejerk is mean. r/vegancirclejerk is not mean. There is a lot of shadow projection on vegans. If you feel empathy and compassion for animals, you would treat them the same way you want yourself or your loved ones to be treated.

The above definition says that r/vegancirclejerk is radical and claims that r/vegan sympathizes with meat eaters. Think of any value in your life that you think is unethical (for example, cheating on your partner or stealing in store or abusing a waiter in restaurant) and observe your behaviour when somebody does the unethical thing. Put yourself in the shoes of vegans and see where the radicalism comes from. It is not a civil war. We are in it together. #AnimalLiberation
For example, there is a post on r/vegancirclejerk which says "Those who cannot change the world alone are exempt from being vegan". This illustrates the argument that some meat eaters make that their actions are insignificant. The underlying meaning is that one person matters. One person influences many people in their lifetime. If one person becomes vegan, more animals will NOT be born for their consumption. It is not the fault of animals that they are born in a body that is only seen for consumption and lacks inherent right to life.
by libphilosophy880 November 6, 2024
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