Purple heart

Some fuck shit that Sam and Jesse keep secret but will reference for jokes

Sam: look at the that

Jesse: Purple Heart
Me: what’s that mean
Both Sam and Jesse: we’d tell you if it wasn’t so awful

by Gilroysgotit October 18, 2025

Flag

Get the Purple heart mug.

purple dog

Someone who often acts as an idiot.

Mark: Man, Jon is such a purple dog.

by Lolimboi May 24, 2018

Flag

Get the purple dog mug.

Typically after an especially brutal session of anal penetration when the males member or device is removed from the anus the inner anal passageway folds out surrounding the extracted shaft and exposing the inner side of the bruised anus; also known as pink sock for women with more melanin in their skin.

I cant even sit straight after Jamal gave me the worst purple pumpkin last Friday.

by DickTater December 16, 2023

Flag

Get the Purple pumpkin mug.

Purple

A color made by mixing the colors blue and red.
Purple is also the color of a guy

1: Hi! What color is my shirt? I am colorblind.
2:Purple.

by you_R_cool November 29, 2022

Flag

Get the Purple mug.

Purple is a fruit

a very believable and honest description of pure knowledge... and fuck my life perpendicular... YELLOWISACOLORTOO, as if i would pour more ketchup when absolutely necessary. i mean, yea bitch lets give donald trump a brick. Im NoT a PuBeScEnT chair leg im just a person with high expectations

Purple is a fruit, and yer a wizard harry!
Elmo: "whats your favourite froot?

Billy: "its a gra...."
Elmo: "PURPLE IS A FROOT WORSHIP MEEEEE!?!?!?"

by Incognito doorbell October 2, 2017

Flag

Get the Purple is a fruit mug.

Purple Anthrax

A delightful strain of weed that will fill you with bliss. It makes you feel as if you are at the edge of reality. It is an indica based hybrid cultivated and only available in Riverview.

"bro this shit must be that purple anthrax. my fingernails fell off after one hit"
"what bro?"
"....."

by b1g sm0ke numba #n1ne January 9, 2021

Flag