January 29

National Bimbo Day

It's January 29, happy Bimbo Day!

by Bird lol January 29, 2022

January 9th

If your name is Easton and you were born on this day you are gay. :)
And you are also a maniac crackhead and like getting high on Coka Cola :)
And you like ripping soda cans in half.

Person: Bro Easton was born on January 9th
Other Person: That means that he is gay, and is a crackhead!
Person: Ha! I knew it!

by ThatCrazyChild_24 March 4, 2022

January 19th

January 19th , sawfish/carpenter shark appreciation day. Sawfish are critically endangered, if you see one please leave it be !!!!!!

“Yo! It’s January 19th!”

“What’s so special about today?”
“It’s sawfish appreciation day!!”
“Aw fuck yeah I love sawfish!”

by 🧚🏻‍♀️💓 𝒾 𝒹ℴ𝓃𝓉 𝒷𝓊𝓁𝓁𝓎 💓🧚🏻‍♀️ January 16, 2023

January 13

Send nudes to you husband today.
And have some drinks and a hard fuck

Hey babe do you know what day it is?
Off course "January 13' I'll sent you some ;-) Do you get some drinks, and then you can take me as you want

by S V January 13, 2023

january 29

a little piss baby. what a fucking little squirrel cunt. january 29th babies pee there pants after 4 shots and cry to adele in their car at 3 am. what a loser. fucking bitch.

damn that girl born on january 29th is soooo lame

by theaquarianmind November 23, 2021

JERK jangle January

When you jerk of In every part of the house for the rest of January also called JJJ

I cought Jake doing the JERK jangle January in the family dining room. Creme every were. He definitely spiced up the fake oranges on the table JJJ

by Nustabut January 7, 2021

January 23rd

The day the most beutiful, amazing, awesome person was born, the one and only XXXTENTACION

Its January 23rd man, DAMN i miss him

by PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE January 19, 2021