My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard

Yea, i guess My dick is really hard

by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024

hard of understanding

A play on the phrase "hard of hearing". Often said as "acting hard of understanding".

1. Pretending like one doesn't understand or feigning ignorance, especially if the topic is simple; disingenuous; goofy; playing dumb

2. A reproach for someone who completed a request either incompletely and incorrectly, usually out of laziness: especially if the task was simple or explained several times; stupid

3. A reproach for someone who is only half listening and giving inappropriate or no response

4. Hard-headed, stubborn

He acted hard of understanding when I asked him to bring in the groceries, only bringing in the bags in the front seat and pretending not to see those in the back seat.

by Dann326 June 10, 2019

Try hard

Someone who tries to hard to be cool or prove a point when in reality they are just fucken stupid

Wow! Look at jack what fucking try hard.

by Nicetryjack December 14, 2019

Hard On

Mans most magnificently majestic manifestation of masculinity

"Her eyes gazed as she marveled at his majestic hard on"

by Mr. Hard On August 5, 2025

Try-hard

Originally (before the internets), someone that has stuff to prove to everyone while no one cares. A lot of efforts to blow a fart. With the internets : someone that will go above and beyond for some stupid crap no one cares about.

That TRY-HARD Jack wanted to film his cave exploring and now he's rotting face down in a pile of dirt below for ever when he had a wife and two kids.

by Spyan March 6, 2024

Work hard token

When you’re doing leg day and you fart so much that you believe you pooped a little bit

Sorry, I’ve gotta go home and change. I’m pretty sure I gave myself a work hard token while lifting today

by luck257 March 15, 2022

Hard LAD

A wee cheeky mate who thinks hes all hard and tough, a true wee hard laddy, they always have the scouse trim

Person 1: Ayush is the hardest lad in all of northern ireland
Ayush: *puts on shiesty* EMPTY YO POCKETS G IM THE HARDEST LAD EVER
Person 2: what a cheeky mate, what a hard lad, hes gonna have a cheeky nandos with usman and mohanned yeah

by Slionse December 31, 2024