Eggplant Hard

Eggplant Hard is the hardest version of hard.

I was playing basketball the other day and went Eggplant Hard.

by Handsy with Manny December 26, 2017

Try-Hard

Someone who puts a lot of effort into something and takes it WAY too seriously.

Tyler’s throwing a fit now because he lost his Call of Duty match for the 4th time in a row. He’s such a try-hard. It’s just a video game!

by JimsBooty April 21, 2020

Cookin it hard

We have all caught ourselves at some stage throughout our lives where we've stood back for a second and realised that we're cookin it hard. This isnt a good nor bad thing and the sight of someone cookin it hard is impossible to miss, although it is rare for one to be seen cookin it hard out in public - unless there is something they really need to do..such as sort out Centrelink or to get a pay safe card...

Person 1: oi man you're cookin it hard in here ay, u been out here in the shed for bout 7 hours I was starting to talk to myself ...
Person 2: fixin me bike man it's nearly done just this bits fucked I gotta boa bla bla...

by Qwepperz4lyf September 17, 2017

cram hard

Someone named Cam a.k.a. cock bugler that is so gay that he is called a new more queer name.

Cam woke up with no clothes on and making gay comments, so Michal called him cram hard, and it was damn necessary.

by PeePee December 10, 2003

Hard LAD

A wee cheeky mate who thinks hes all hard and tough, a true wee hard laddy, they always have the scouse trim

Person 1: Ayush is the hardest lad in all of northern ireland
Ayush: *puts on shiesty* EMPTY YO POCKETS G IM THE HARDEST LAD EVER
Person 2: what a cheeky mate, what a hard lad, hes gonna have a cheeky nandos with usman and mohanned yeah

by Slionse December 31, 2024

Hard On

Mans most magnificently majestic manifestation of masculinity

"Her eyes gazed as she marveled at his majestic hard on"

by Mr. Hard On August 5, 2025

Rock hard

Describing a rock’s density.

Guy 1 “Yo I’m feeling Rock hard!”

Guy 2 “You mean hard rock?”

Guy 1 “what?”

Guy 2 “the adjective comes before the noun.”

Guy 1 “oh.”

Guy 2 “fucking dumbass.”

by Thenumbawhunnigga October 17, 2023