Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Samurai cut

A cut so exact. So precise. That it doesn’t even look like a cut.

He samurai cut Junior, JR looks good for a second then split in half.

by TheScientist1 July 11, 2021

Cutting that ass

A description of something that is really bothersome.

John: Let’s go outdoors and finish up that project we started yesterday.
Frank: Naw man, that cold wind is ‘cutting that ass’ and I don’t have a coat!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019

Cut It

verb

in reference to cutting the cheese, as in farting, or making gas

ex. 1- i’ve been cutting it all day

ex. 2-

person 1.- dude ive been holding this thing in all day
person 2- man i am not listening to you cut it
person 1- you’re in luck ‘cause this gonna be silent but deadly

by ji trojan bitch August 10, 2022

Cut From Two Different Cloths

Raised in the same era with a different mentality than others not raised the same mostly in a positive way big on loyalty and respect. Stand on business not the same as others leading always !

Omg did you see how they handled that yeah I woulda never did that that’s out of pocket we “CUT FROM TWO DIFFERENT CLOTHS” don’t compare me to them

by Oh yop February 19, 2022

Cut

Ammar dige

He’s so cut
Yeah I know bro he’s being so ammar dige

by Xdggtg June 5, 2020

Where r the cuts around dis bitch?

That's what you ask google when you feel like throwing axes hache while eating mushrooms

Hey google! Where r the cuts around dis bitch?

by monero December 6, 2021