clown

the person who dumped you

I GOT DUMPED BY A CLOWN!!!!

by brookballoon May 8, 2023

Kitchen clown

A manager or a cook that thinks he’s a chef but can’t get his lazy ass up to prep or do anything but thinks he’s improving the restaurant

That man is a kitchen clown for firing me over cold fries.

by Jackcrunch49 February 17, 2023

Clown Car

A sexual position where you fit as many couples having sex as you can into one vehicle.

How many couples copulatings can you cram into a clown car?

by Blobby27 November 13, 2014

Clown

Someone who gets even sillier when they're trying to look/sound serious.

She was a clown growing up, then claims to have changed and grown up.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2021

circus clowns

Demons

The devil and his circus clowns rebelled against God, so now they run circuses on earth after being banished from heaven

by Zedfboi July 15, 2025

circus of clowns

n: a shit-ton of clowns; a large grouping of clowns with a malevolent purpose

The circus of clowns rode the herd of war elephants on a pillaging rampage.
When Tim woke up, his worst nightmare had been realized: a circus of clowns had abducted him in his sleep.

by biggitylogos May 8, 2014

Clown

A silly person.

How would you like to go to a show and the guy telling jokes is pleading with the audience for them to take his shit seriously or blurting out that he's really just doing this to get rich and powerful, not because he really likes it. It wouldn't be a good night, it would be a disaster waiting to happen. The worst kind of clown is the one that wants to get taken seriously, or is more offended by the audience than the audience is by them.

He/she looked and sounded entirely too serious for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.

by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021