turtle smp

A discord/ Minecraft server where I spend my time

Have you been invited to the turtle smp?

by Turtle smp proud member June 21, 2021

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hunting turtle

A robot monster with four legs and a shell and it looks like a turtle but it's not... I learned

Dude I found a strange turtle

That's a hunting turtle... Run

by liner April 5, 2015

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Turtle Smasher

A term used for getting gnar or fucking shit up.

Did you see him shit on the counter? That was so Turtle Smasher!

by Titty Kitty November 29, 2012

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Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018

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