by Emily, Who Dat, Dickenson October 3, 2010
Get the Michael Vick-timmug. Me: Oh god this guy in the news paper is a right old Michael Jackson!
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means he's a pedo.
...And he dances.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means he's a pedo.
...And he dances.
by MemerMan69420 October 28, 2019
Get the Michael Jacksonmug. by DJ Diamondz July 24, 2006
Get the Rollin' On Michael Jordansmug. To perform horrible, unspeakable acts, such as massacring ten underperforming 'fighting dogs' by means of hanging and drowning and then think you can get away with it because of your super star status. After you have actually taken one minute to truly understand what hanging or drowning a defenseless dog with your bare hands would be like, you will proceed to make a profit from this horrendous act, whilst retaining your sports star status and then getting caught by the authorities.
From here you will admit to these allegations, plead guilty and spend a minimum amount of time prison. You will leave prison, and return to your sports star status without anyone questioning the nightmarish acts you have committed in the past. You will then proceed to play the best sports you have ever played for a reputable and credible team, and be praised for your skills even though you used those very same hands to drain the last strain of life out of a fighting for life puppy.
After you die, you will hopefully go to some form of torturous hell, which will have its own private area reserved for you, because not even Lucifer himself could show you mercy for the things you did to those dogs.
From here you will admit to these allegations, plead guilty and spend a minimum amount of time prison. You will leave prison, and return to your sports star status without anyone questioning the nightmarish acts you have committed in the past. You will then proceed to play the best sports you have ever played for a reputable and credible team, and be praised for your skills even though you used those very same hands to drain the last strain of life out of a fighting for life puppy.
After you die, you will hopefully go to some form of torturous hell, which will have its own private area reserved for you, because not even Lucifer himself could show you mercy for the things you did to those dogs.
by Vengeful Puppy December 6, 2010
Get the Michael Vick'd 'emmug. by doitphaggot January 17, 2009
Get the michael phelps mug. Michael Can't Draw is an American YouTube narcissist, he often clowns on other YouTubers for clout. Hes a pokemon card freak and owns mario kart curtains.
If you encounter a Michael Can't Draw, make sure to tell your family you love then, since Michael will make sure you watch all his videos to the point where the only thing you'll see is his face.
If you encounter a Michael Can't Draw, make sure to tell your family you love then, since Michael will make sure you watch all his videos to the point where the only thing you'll see is his face.
"Hey loin boi, wheres christan Ted??"
"Oh...he got Michael-syndrome"
"Noooo!! AHHHH #FRICKMICHAELCANTDRAW"
(Michael Can't Draw definition)
"Oh...he got Michael-syndrome"
"Noooo!! AHHHH #FRICKMICHAELCANTDRAW"
(Michael Can't Draw definition)
by Tay Animations January 20, 2020
Get the Michael Can't Drawmug. A condition when a celebrity becomes so famous for playing one role, song, character, media, etc... that when they try to move to something different, it goes horrible wrong or fails immediately. Or in visual media, when a celebrity plays characters on different shows that are different in name, but the same in personality and demeanor. Can vary in degrees, from minor to very severe. They are usually not flexible when it comes to their performance.
AKA: Michael Richards Disease/Disorder
AKA: Michael Richards Disease/Disorder
"Ed O'Neill has Michael Richards Syndrome in that he will always be Al Bundy, but it is a minor case because can still play some other decent characters"
"Joe Pesci has always plays the same character in everything he is in: a easily angered short person, he has Michael Richards Syndrome"
"Joe Pesci has always plays the same character in everything he is in: a easily angered short person, he has Michael Richards Syndrome"
by Steve Ferguson IV April 21, 2012
Get the Michael Richards Syndromemug.