Sticky Washington

A position that is difficult to work out and is not worth the value.

Jeremy was in a real Sticky Washington the other day when his car broke down.

by The Baptist April 3, 2021

goldfish walking

1) a excuse not to go with someone or not tell them something.
2) legit putting your goldfish on a leash and walking it. what is wrong with you, you crazy piece of crap?

1) john do you wanna go watch something? john: brb gotta go goldfish walking
2) so turns out john wasn't joking. he's crying because his goldfish is fucking dead.

by I am r o c k April 8, 2021

Shits wacking off

When something is amazing and is just hitting different

Hey Connor, What do you think about these visuals?

Connor: shits wacking off

by operation fiscal jackhammer April 11, 2021

Olu washingamayoman

The mayo is just too good. YUM YUM I EAT LOTS MY FOREHEAD IS FULL OF IT *BEAUTIFUL*

The man was just like Olu washingamayoman

by Oluwashingamayoman April 20, 2021

Flag Wanking

Someone whomst is a Member of the British Conservative party who wants everyone to pledge allegiance to the flag of the UK.

Boris Johnson enjoyed **Flag Wanking** in parilament today.

by Oure April 21, 2021

Kai Washington

The hottest man ever to exist all the females love him

Guy 1: My girlfriend just left me for Kai Washington. Guy 2: Yeah he’s the hottest dude ever i’m not surprised

by A hot female and not kai May 23, 2021

Power walking

An excellent cardiovascular exercise. Many people probably think that it's not so effective because it's not running and 'just walking', when really it can actually be just as good for weight loss as jogging.
Also, power walking is not simply walking at a faster pace. That's brisk walking. Power walking is walking at a fast pace (probably often even faster than brisk walking) with an arm swing.

Joe: Hey Alex, I'm going to be power walking a marathon tomorrow!
Alex: Ok, that's impressive, I guess.
Joe: Not just walking though. Power walking!
Alex: How hard can power walking a marathon be? You're just walking at a faster pace.

by EccentricCookie123 July 7, 2021