It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”
Me: cheer up
Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.
Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.
Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
by madscatraz November 22, 2017
Get the Who shit in your oreosmug. The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.
Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?
by JizzedOn June 6, 2023
Get the Who are you giving the puppies to?mug. by Idk anymoreeeee February 17, 2022
Get the “Who Died??”mug. That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.
Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!
Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.
Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.
by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018
Get the People who dont want to play monopolymug. A slang used in Nigeria pidgin English, usually in question form, to give an expression that someone is less important or valuable to than they claim or seem to be. Usually rude.
by Najaboi4life February 5, 2018
Get the who you help?mug. Curiel Whomever Urie <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Danielle Leigh Curiel Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>
Curiel Whomever Urie <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Danielle Leigh Curiel Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025
Get the Curiel Whomever Urie <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Danielle Leigh Curiel Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>mug. Hym "You know what's going to happen here right? This hollow... Unnecessary defiance... Is going to roll over into casualty minimization... The longer you wait, the stupider you'll look. ESPECIALLY if I'm not an evil dictator! Right!? If you give me the credit and the money and I'm NOT an evil dictator! Then you just let all those people die for no reason after colluding with billionaires to STEAL AI FOR YOURSELVES and save your own hides! And boy oh boy would that be bad for you! You're stuck in between a rock an a hard place were if I'm not an evil tyrant than YOU ARE! And even if I AM... YOU ALSO ARE!!! RIGHT!? HAHAHAHAHA! WHO STOPPED THE SHIPMENT!? HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
Get the Who stopped the shipmentmug.